May 30, 2008

Not happy with your blind date?

Going on a blind date can be both exciting and scary, sometimes at the same time! So what happens if the date that you have ended up with is not exactly what you had expected? Well you can always just sit their, grin and bear it, hoping that you can miss the pudding and coffee or you can always try some of these:

Ask for crayons to colour the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.

Ask the people at the neighbouring table for food from their plates.

Ask your date how much money they have with them.

At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.

Auction your date off for silverware.

Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.

Bring 20 or so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange them around the table in a circle. Chant.

Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.

Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.

Communicate in mime the entire evening.

The only other thing to do, which can help you get out of this situation is never on a blind date in the first place!

Source [Varadinum]