May 13, 2008

So you want to date a nerd

There is only one way for a girl to attract and keep a nerd as boyfriend. There is a need to try things a little differently, after all these guys are nerds.

So, clearly there is only way approach these nerdy guys who just hang out in the lab, library or just about anywhere that there are books and no girls. This is a major problem for a girl who likes the idea of a nerd.

Below are the laws of attraction to make bagging a nerd a much easier and pleasurable experience, you are going to need to be a nerd to catch a nerd.

Law 1: Every nerd persists in its state of datelessness or uniform lack of play unless he is compelled to change that state by forces impressed upon him.

Law 2: Increase in avoidance instinct is equal to the increase in women per square foot. For constant mass, more studly man of smaller brain mass will take the place of escaping nerd. A = f/a

Law 3: For every nerdy action, there is an equal and opposite lack of action.

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